This is my 100th post on THIS blog. What this is like my, seventh one? Still not famous and or making money from it. That's it, I quit. Go get your free entertainment elsewhere, the two of you that read.
Ok, ok, I'm just kidding. I never thought I was going to make money and or get famous anyway. Well, maybe a little tiny bit thought I would. I just haven't been feeling very writey, and I blame the anti depressants. Remember those times I would write a new entry like every hour? I mean, I was maniacal. Talk about depression at it's finest!! Just long rambling rants of just nonsense. But hoo boy... they were pretty funny weren't they. Good times, good times.
Today, Jonny is naked. Jumping on the couch that I tell him at least six times a day not to jump on, but does he listen.... no. Because he's three, and his role in life is to piss me off, and then right when I'm about to lose it, do something really cute, like sticking his butt out and saying "Look at my booty crack!" or talking about his imaginary brother TJ, or telling Dora that he wants to be a big kid when he grows up.
He's naked because I'm trying to try the whole poop in the potty thing, because honestly I am SICK of wiping his ass. I don't know how this will work out, he seems to be popping easier these days, and honestly, I'm freaked because he informed me he wasn't pooping on the potty until he turned FIVE. The thought of doing this for another year sent me in full panic mode.
There, once again I am talking about Jonny and his toilet habits. Sigh. This is what happens when you move 900 miles away from your family and friends, and are so broke that are recycling toilet paper. Well, not REALLY but you know what I mean. What I'm trying to say is that my LIFE is boring people! It's BORING. THERE! My secret is out! What are you expecting over here? Dooce?
Speaking of Dooce, what the hell? When did she get all pretentious,boring and show offy? Not only does she hardly post anything funny anymore, but now we have to look at pictures of her nifty things that she bought with money she earned FROM BEING BORING. And we get it, Chuck he can balance things on his head.
Hey there is a thought!! An everday pic of Jonny balancing things on his head!