I have been BORED the last few days. I haven't felt BORED in a long time. I'm sick of doing all the things I usually do to entertain msyelf. I also can't say anything since I usually tell Aislinn that an intelligient person is NEVER bored, because they can always find something to do. My own words come back to haunt me.
I have an ear ache today. It started right as I was going to bed last night, and I just thought it a fluke, but I woke up to it today. I don't know if I want to go to the Dr. today or wait it out. Oh yeah, today I finally got a Dr. I mean it only took a hundred phone calls, and over a month trying to figure it out. Sheesh.
Wow, my boredom is spilling over int my blog. Run. Run. Run from the boredom. See that's how bored I am, I can't even throw an exclamation point in there.
Jonny is obviously an itellegient person, as he is entertaining himself quite nicely. He's stuffing his backpack with more and more things, and letting the weight of it pull him down. Wait? Intellegient? Well, yeah sure, just a man.
Last night I was filled with panic, as I realized that my son is going to be FOUR in 18 days and he still doesn't poop in the damn potty. Hell he doesn't poop period. I keep telling myself the same thing over and over, He won't graduate with diapers on blah blah blah, but yet I can't help but think that maybe MY child WILL graduate with diapers on, and maybe his wife will have to wipe his poopy ass on their honeymoon. I imagine him, some CEO of some company, having to excuse himself during a share holders meeting to go stand in a corner and cross his legs, sweaty, grimace on his face, to keep himself from pooping.
I've been trying mineral oil to get things a moving. Things aren't a moving. I found the Dr. Green article that pointed me in that direction, and found that more than the normal dose is usually needed. What the hell? I am having a hard time finding enough things to hide the mineral oil in. Maybe I'll just have to make him a chocolate and mineral oil smoothie? Sigh. Maybe I could concoct some type of mineral oil/metamucil smoothie. Come to think of it, I don't think mineral oil in itself is a laxative, just really a stool softener?
Sorry this conversation went downhill fast.